otherbully1:

the-milk-eyed-monster:

colony-drop:

oh look my favorite photo set

cool

what the entire and actual existing fuck?

me: *uses $40 moisturiser*
me: $7 for a ring??? What the FUCK????

killersbabe:

the calorie tracker app doesn’t need to know about this bag of candy

[glares]

nobody needs to know

kissmyasajj:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I CANNOT WAIT

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

Nicki Minaj - Monster Verse
222,406 plays

heathened:privatebarb:amenpenis:

A threshold moment in human evolution

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#hey itunes instead of making all of us get the u2 album how about make a skip to nicki’s verse button  

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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